You scrupulously remove all make-up with four-step cleansing regime
An Olay Daily Facial cloth later and you're out for the count.
You don't bother going to bed at all and simply apply more black eyeliner the heroine chic look is due for a revival right?
A quick rub with a damp flannel is all you need.

You're constantly buying new stuff reviewed on the pages of handbag.com and just the 'basics' you carry around with you are heavy enough to be bordering on the hernia-inducing.
You lean towards the classics neutral and nude shades rather than flash-in-the-pan fashion colours and limit yourself to a modest collection of hair products.
You can't live without kohl pencil and liquid eyeliner - in black of course. And as for lippy the buzzword is intense - scarlet or deadly nightshade hues rock.
You know you have a lipstick somewhere - it was a cover mount on a copy of J17 circa 1997. Your haircare regime comprises a budget priced shampoo.

Arched to within an inch of their life by a professional groomer.
A bit wispy in places but subtly pencilled in to look totally natural.
They're drawn on in black kohl and the more angular and exaggerated the better.
It's hard to tell you and Freda Kahlo apart - where are those fancy dress party invitations when you want them?

You have it cut every 5-6 weeks by a top stylist and the colour done as soon as there's the faintest suspicion of any regrowth.
A quick trim every couple of months or so and a vegetable colour keep your simple style looking good.
Your friend 'Spud' helps you with the bleach and Crazy Colour cocktail that has become your trademark.
You cut your own hair once in a blue moon. You cut your own hair once in a blue moon.